First, quintessential bay bro hatches unicorn taxi app (all the while emphatically assuring everyone that it isn't a taxi app), thereby securing multi-billion-dollar valuation.
Next, a cloned Uber-spawn launches his scooter-sharing app, "here to disrupt — by any means necessary". A last-mile land grab to blow your VC mind (or, at least your nine-figure investment).
Now, I'm thinking ahead of the curve on last-yard transportation. That's right — Uber can get you across town, Bird can get you around the block, but who will deliver your ass from the front porch right to your couch?
Bunny, the fuzzy slipper-sharing app, is officially coming out of stealth mode. This Olympic-tier problem solving should fetch at least $100M pre-money.
Innovation.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." — Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Next, a cloned Uber-spawn launches his scooter-sharing app, "here to disrupt — by any means necessary". A last-mile land grab to blow your VC mind (or, at least your nine-figure investment).
Now, I'm thinking ahead of the curve on last-yard transportation. That's right — Uber can get you across town, Bird can get you around the block, but who will deliver your ass from the front porch right to your couch?
Bunny, the fuzzy slipper-sharing app, is officially coming out of stealth mode. This Olympic-tier problem solving should fetch at least $100M pre-money.
Innovation.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." — Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
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